Wednesday, October 07, 2009


Okay i know the last post was the supposed last post but too bad i lied. I feel compelled to talk about an issue that really has no reason to be an issue. Yes i am talking about RIS LOW, disgraced, humuliated, stoned, battered, slaughtered, and many more by the media.

You see here, the problem is that what intially started off as a dream has fast turned into a HUGE nightmare for her in a matter of weeks. And the best part is that it didnt have to be this way. Because who gives a shit if she suffers from mental illness. who gives a shit if she stole. who gives a shit if she was involved in credit fraud. Is she becoming the next first lady, or perhaps the secretary of state? NO! Shes just representing singpore in a competition for bimbos. Just look at the representatives from US and you will know. Honestly i cant really care less. 1) shes not pretty(LOL jk) 2) its not an issue of national security(reading dan brown has over dramatized me) 3)i am in army so i cant watch the competitions anyway.

But ulitmately, what i am trying to drive at is, there is a sincere case of over reporting this seemingly small issue. pull her out, put in the replacement then close shop and start everything anew. whats the point in digging up her past(which if true is pretty messed up but i am not one to judge) Its like using a bayonet to stab the enemy 692 times after you already shot him dead. Kick the woman out and move on. there are so many more important issues in life. like AIDS, world peace, Arsenal and all.

So yeah Ris Low will love me now for protecting her but thats not important. What is important is that we must stop this probing. You know if i were her, i will totally slaughter my friend who made me take part in this. I can already imagine the conversation between her friends.

Friend: Hi miss singapore universe 2009!
Riz:No longer i am. i got kicked out =(
Friend: OMG!!! WHY????!!!
Riz:They dug up my past and cut me real deep with their attacks in the papers =((
Friend:oh no. its ok! you still have us your dear wonderful friends =D
Riz: FRIENDS? FRIENDS? FRIENDS? YOU PIECES OF SHIT MADE ME TAKE PART IN THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE. YOU KNEW I HAD A PAST AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME SINGAPORE PLACES SUCH AN EMPHASIS ON THEIR MISS UNIVERSE? YOU GUYS SCREWED ME UP! YOU KNOW WHAT. YOU GUYS ARE TO BLAME FOR ALL OF THESE!I CANT FIND A JOB ANYMORE. MY LIFE IS RUINED. YOU BETTER BE WARY IN YOUR SLEEP. YOU WILL GET YOUR RETRIBUTION

Next Day:
Disgraced Ris Low charged for murder of best friend

In a shocking case of a feud between friends, the already disgraced Ris Low now faces lifetime imprisonment for the homocide of best friend Lily Chiang.........

And that my friends, is the ugly truth if things go out of hand. With that i say goodbye to all once again. Taiwan awaits me and the road to commissioning continues to shorten

Twistin' at 4:02 AM