so write a poem ben said
to revive a blog so dead
but what other ways i said
so as to revive this blog so dead
there are no other ways he claimed
unless you post a vid of yourself being laid
but thats retarded i exclaimed
its not like i am gonna be paid
he retorts its only cause you are afraid
to prove him wrong i will get myself laid
i might go to geylang to obtain some aid
to look for one slutty and hot with braid
at a brothel with no history of raid
but my conscious spoke to me in my head
why do this to prove something he said
its not as if its a total fair trade
its even highly likely you might get AIDS!
so i stopped myself and lied on the bed
reflecting on what my conscious just said
then i came to a conclusion so great
i dont care if this blog is dead
or that it does not make the grade
cause i am not forced with a blade
neither do i need to blog to be paid
so i put that thought out of my head
and i went to find a little spade
one so great is can make ben plead
if i gave him a huge blow on the head
before i went i stopped to get some bread
it was then i realise i dont want ben dead
soi decided to put aside my hate
and put all differences behind my head